gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

teruprince:

It Begins

“It’s a new Call of Duty, with a new world, and new maps, new characters. This is totally different guys!”

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT. WHO EXPECTED THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FOX AND A HALO SERIES FOR?

GAMES FUCKING CONSOLE. 

FUCKING. GAMES. CONSOLE.

Let’s discuss the Xbox One so far. 

• You wave your arms about like a cunt. 
• There’s an emphasis on letting people know what you’re doing 24/7.
• The first portion of the presentation was about streaming movies n’ shit.
• You don’t even need to tire yourself out by picking up a controller to answer skype calls. 
• Skype calls which, by the way, you can splitscreen with content. 
• The first games announced are some EA Sports bullshit and Forza. 

Sooooo~ can we guess who Microsoft’s target audience is yet?

IT’S A FUCKING GAMES CONSOLE

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE USED TO PLAY FUCKING GAMES

MICROSOFT YOU’VE HIRED POTATOES TO DSIGN YOUR NEW CONSOLE

The Written Words, street art by Mobstr.

wolvesatyourgate:

charlottevictorialouise:

I say this all the time.

hallelujah. this. 

noodroid:

titsandcolorfulshit:

By the lovely and talented A-KA

holy shit. this is absolutely amazing.

I need to get back to preston tomorrow afternoon at the absolute latest, but I pulled my back out real bad on thursday to the point where walking is a stuggle. Doctor’s orders are to dose myself up with muscle stuff, ibuprofen and paracetamol every four hours and do no heavy lifting or large amounts of walking. 

I have a huge bag of shit to take back and it’s about a 30 minute walk back from the station.

paintdoktahwho:

God knows how that looked.

by tisziny